January 2010
92 posts
“So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not...”
– Texts From Last Night
“My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you’d know what to do?”
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“y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of...”
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“Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of...”
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“I just figured I’d let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night”
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“Male circumcision—which I thought wouldn’t be a big effect because I...”
– Gates, the philanthropist, on lessons learned (Q&A) | Beyond Binary - CNET News
“if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am...”
– Texts From Last Night
“(314): hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
(573): pat the guy you slept...”
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“Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat”
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“i no longer even have beer goggles. i’m pretty sure i blacked out and had...”
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“i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv”
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“so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious”
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“are you sure you’re not interested? he’s the dunkin donuts employee...”
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“I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester”
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“my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it’s 8 am and im...”
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“He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that...”
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“I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach...”
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“his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass”
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